I am literally the worst at these
the key to friendship is caps lock
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SWEET. That makes EVERYTHING BETTER. Komodo dragons are AWESOME.
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I want to be this guy
so that’s how they work
HEY JACKIE LOOK AT THIS
Oooh this is neat.
So I think Hawkeye just officially replaced Spiderman as my favorite superhero ever.
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cylo:
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Holly can become invisible. Also, she has learned to confuse the fears of an enemy, however only when angry. Holly can take control of whales and she has mastered the ability to sculpt and mold all gold with a thought. Additionally, she possesses all of the powers and talents of a parrot and she has the power to block flame and deflect them against any opponent in sight. Holly displays an overwhelming attractiveness and she possesses the power to skim the memories of others. Terribly, Holly is especially vulnerable to crystal-based attacks.
Jessie has a marvelous combat sense. She likewise developed the talent to transform any frog into an earthworm and she has mastered the ability to communicate with spiders from a distance. Jessie can cause her enemies to become unable to smell, however doing so drains her agility for one day. Also, she has the power to become camouflaged and she possesses the power to edit the memories of others. Jessie has been known to block kinetic shockwaves and deflect them against any adversary in sight and she brandishes a cataclysmic arrangement of spikes.
Interesting, interesting, but how will turning frogs into worms help save the world? Uh.
Charlie can transform any earthworm into crystal. She also carries a toxic energy blade made from cloth and she is able to cause her adversaries to become tired. Sadly, Charlie struggles with being horribly disfigured.
Seems legit :|
Scout has been known to become incorporeal, but using this power draws a lot of attention. She has a reputation for a phenomenal intelligence, however can only do so once an hour. Scout is able to tunnel through solid rock and she is protected from damage by a force field. Additionally, she has the power to block javelins and deflect them toward a distant area and she has mastered the ability to change shape into an owl. Sadly, Scout is handicapped by being homeless.
Holy fuck, did this just describe me? Because I’m not even kidding when I say it did
Red is protected from damage by a tough outer shell. She also has mastered the ability to take control of radiation and bend it to her will and she has learned to communicate with flies telepathically. Red developed the talent to view distant locations with her mind and she possesses a bizarre luck. She likewise displays all of the powers and talents of a jellyfish and she possesses the power to tunnel through solid silver, however doing so drains her endurance for one day. Sadly, Red becomes unable to see bisons in the presence of diamond.
Oh my GOD this is AWESOME.
Especially the radiation and jellyfish bit.
But uh… Bisons in the presence of diamond…? Phffffghhhaaa
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